-Made it so at the end if you don't pass my test you cannot use anything you learned in the course to get a job BUT but I still kept your money and then offered you the chance to pay me again for another chance...
AND THEN IN THE COURSE
-Hired people who had never owned a business to teach
-Provided rehashed information
-Filled half the course with irrelevant info (like math and english lessons)
I spent all the money to build monuments to how cool I am and giant stadiums where I force athletes to play sports unpaid in return to take my course...
Pushed onto society that they cannot get hired unless they take my course and pushed employers to not hire people unless they first paid me 50k for the CHANCE to take my course (Keyword: Chance, they still have to pass my "test" to get credited for it)
My students were so unsuccessful at making an ROI on what I charged them for that I LITERALLY created a huge debt problem in the United States
Oh and THENNNNNNNNN
Called you or sent you letters every month asking you to DONATE money to me...Yes...after I have put you in debt and made 100s of millions I am calling YOU to ask you to donate to ME so you can be a good "alumni". Cmon, be a team player damn it!!
I would be labeled the one of the biggest fraudsters in online history and the FTC would shut me down and sue me into the ground... I'd probably do jail time just from the public outrage alone
But it's cool when Colleges do it...